Wednesday, 2 July 2014

Into the Frozen Forest


I was thinking about how to go about writing this blog...and I wasn't really sure how to go about it. I thought that a blow by blow account of what I've been up to might send a few of you off to sleep! So I decided that I would stay true to "Tales From the Northwoods" and do exactly that, tell some tales in no particular order, or as we say in scouts: tell a good campfire yarn.

 
Winters in Canada are cold...like seriously cold. It's the kind of cold that you cant really describe to those who've never experienced it. On a moderately cold day here in January (that's about -20C) you'll find your nose starts to stick to together in a funny kind of way. Also avoid touching anything metallic...unless you want to leave some skin behind. Oh and that's only a moderately cold day! On properly cold days (we're talking -35C here) its kind of hard to breath...if you take a deep breath it kind of catches in your lungs and you end up in a wee coughing fit. (apparently in the -40's you can actually get frostbite of the lungs!)

So all this being said, I came up with a bright idea...Lets go camping!!!


Winter camping is quite a minority sport. I remember someone saying to me that only 5% of the population goes camping...and of them, only 5% go winter camping...so you have to be an extra special kind of mad!

I managed to find somewhere to pitch up that was a little off the beaten path but not too far from help if things got sticky...or should I say frostbitten... (Some outdoorsy friends of mine thankfully dissuaded me from plunging out into the depths of the wilderness for my first winter camp) Winter camping isn't a lightweight affair. I had to find myself a canvas tent, wood stove, giant sleeping bag, axe, buck saw, snowshoes...the list goes on. But luckily in the wintertime this isn't so much of a problem as everything can be loaded onto a toboggan!


After lashing everything onto the toboggan I headed into the woods. Snowshoes were a must as without them I would have sunk into the snow, in some places as high as my waist! Wearing the snowshoes you pack your own trail that is just wide enough for the toboggan. But more on snowshoeing in another post.

Taking my cue from the natives, I decided to go with a canvas tent in the tipi style called a lavvu. It's actually a tent of Scandinavian origin, traditionally used by the reindeer herders of Siberia. So the first job upon finding a nice flat spot (which is deceptively difficult when everything is covered with 2 feet of snow) was to clear the snow and cut poles to make the frame. My snowshoes performed admirably as shovels and some nice straight maple saplings made great tent poles. A little lashing and the frame was up.


I used Balsam fir boughs to make a floor and a bed, then after spreading the canvas over the frame my tent was up. I soon had the stove blazing away with a few pieces of birch bark and split wood. The tent was warming up and smoke was lazily pouring out the stove pipe and drifting low through the forest...magic!











Winter camping I discovered, is hard work. You always need to be on your toes getting the next chore done so that you have everything you need to be comfortable. The next task was gathering and cutting enough firewood to last the night. I had recently finished making a folding buck saw and I put it to work sectioning up the maple. When you are winter camping using a wood stove, there is quite a lot of effort that goes into wood cutting to make it fit into said stove. Doing all this on deep snow takes some getting used to...more than a few times have I fallen in! It's funny, you put your hands out to save yourself but you just keep going and...bam... face right into the snow! So you need to learn a few techniques for firewood processing in snow...but that can wait for another post.


And here lies the enjoyment of winter camping for me. It's the challenge of learning the skills to be able to sleep outside when it's -20C and be comfortable! By the time I had all my chores finished it was getting dark. After cooking dinner, I settled down for the night and watched a bit of stove TV. There is something about staring into flames...you can do it for hours...its somehow mesmerizing...




So there I was staring into the flames, everything was silent and peaceful, lost in my own thoughts...

Then suddenly I hear this blood curdling howl from right outside!!! Suddenly I was a cave man again, a wave of fear and then adrenaline kicks in..."that was a wolf!!!" I hardly dared move. I was so excited and at the same time petrified. I grabbed the biggest knife I had and sat there cradling it, barely breathing for the next 10 minutes listening as hard as I could but there were no more sounds that night.

I woke up the next day, and the forest was completely silent, I checked the thermometer (which served no real purpose other than to confirm that yes indeed it was bloody cold) and it read a respectable -15C.



It's amazing how quiet the woods are in winter. With all the snow covering everything, sounds are muffled and the only thing you'll hear is the throaty croak of ravens or the drumming of a woodpecker. In fact most of the wildlife has migrated south or are hibernating like the bears in their dens. I took this video in the morning and you can hear that it's cold as the snow is squeaky when I walk.
 



 
 
I stayed out for another 2 nights but I never heard the wolf again...
 
And so my first winter camping trip was a success...I had survived! Stay tuned for more winter fun and other Canadian wilderness adventures on Tales from the Northwoods!

Sunday, 4 May 2014

Of Canoes and Snowshoes, Tales from the Northwoods

So I've been living on the other side of the pond in Canada for 9 months now, and I think its high time I started writing about what I've been up to. At this point I have to give a big shout out to my cousin and inspiration for this blog: Gregory Hart, who has also fled the motherland, and in his case landed in Cleveland, Ohio, stateside. His blog "Greg in Ohio" really is a fantastic read:

http://greginohio.blogspot.ca/

So For my part I think the folks back in bonnie Scotland might find my blog an interesting read and it should be a good laugh for all my new Canadian friends. So without further ado lets us begin...are you sitting comfortably?

So why did I do it? Why did I jump on a plane and fly to the remote, downright frigid and mosquito infested frontier of the North American continent? Well that's actually a really difficult one to answer, but I'm sure it has something to do with these guys:



These things:



Oh and this guy...



Ok not so much the Mountie... but maybe just a little bit...

But first I have 9 months of serious catching up to do...So I think I'll start off with a Canadian orientation for my British friends.

So this is Canada (also known as America's hat). It's big...Like really big!



In fact it's mind blowing, Canada is the second biggest country in the world, spans six different time zones and is bigger than the USA. (in your face Americans) And yet it has only roughly half the population of the UK in all that space! You know what that means? lots of wilderness!

The country is made up of ten provinces and 3 territories. Yea I know, provinces!...sounds like something from ancient Rome doesn't it? And territories because presumably nobody could think of a better name for all that nothingness up there.

So yea in a terribly non stereotypical and politically correct account:

Newfoundland and Labrador: Where people say "aboot" a lot.
Nova scotia: Where people think they are still Scottish.
New Brunswick: That other maritime province.
Prince Edward Island: Wait that's really a province?
Quebec: frogs legs and snails.
Ontario: Canoe country and that capital that nobody remembers the name of...wait isn't it Toronto?
Manitoba: Corn.
Saskatchewan: More corn.
Alberta: Where the earth is raped for all it's got.
British Columbia: Home of tree huggers and Greenpeace.

Yukon: Gold prospectors and mounties! cool!
Northwest Territories: Nothingness..."you know all that space up in the northwest" (that's how it was named)
Nunavut: Think cute baby seal being clubbed to death by an Inuit...

So how about the Canadians themselves? Well this was the image that came to mind when I thought of Canadians when I left Britain:

Guy driving a huge red pickup truck wearing red and black plaid who says eh? at the end of every sentence. With a dead moose in the back, blood trickling out the tailgate with gun racks holding gun racks which hold guns on the roof...

And well...I wasn't far from the truth!

But then I did move to North Bay in northern Ontario!